Did you know...?

... that there are absolutely no "z"s on the AAAAAAAAA! page on Uncyclopedia?

(If you're wondering why there are other letters in the first place- there are links in the sidebar and at the very bottom of the page.)

There is also only one "x" (surprise surprise) and only one "j."

Don't get me started on how many "A"s there are. Actually, thinking about the number of "A"s sounds like a good idea...

I copied and pasted the article onto Word. Word says that there are 12 750 characters. However, that also includes commas and full stops and does not include the "a"s on the side bar and top bar (or on the bottom of the page, for that matter). It also does not include pictures.

When I used Ctrl + F, it said "12158 of 12384 matches." I'm not entirely sure what happened to the other 226 matches.